8点1氪晚间版:丁磊的猪都长大了,为什么我们还没放假?

苑伶·2014年01月23日 20:15
庆祝有道词典用户量超(敏感词)亿!日活跃用户(敏感词)万!月活跃用户(敏感词)万!…………庆祝网易员工终于吃上了猪肉丁的猪肉!

庆祝有道词典用户量超(敏感词)亿!日活跃用户(敏感词)万!月活跃用户(敏感词)万!…………庆祝网易员工终于吃上了猪肉丁的猪肉!

虽然我身在氪星无福吃到猪肉丁养出的猪肉,也没有抢到网易发放的一亿个丁磊牌儿猪肉的试吃邀请码,但我真心不嫉妒网易的员工,并且真心替他们感到开心。呐,你想啊,用互联网思维养出来的猪也还是猪啊,猪肉也还是普通的猪肉啊,猪肉丁也还是原来的猪肉丁啊,但是这谁不会呢?反正是老板牌儿猪肉,老板你也用创业思维去养一圈猪呗?@刘成城

其实不是我觉得丁磊的互联网思维不够互联网思维,只是和UCLA 数学系高材生找女朋友时用到的互联网思维相比,丁磊的互联网思维确实弱爆了。看看人家:为了获取OkCupid(简单来说Okcupid就是世纪佳缘的美国版)上的妹子资料,孤独的技术宅男主角McKinlay申请了 12 个 OkCupid 账户,胡乱填写了资料,而后编了一个基于 Python 的脚本,利用这 12 个账户,该脚本自动搜索 25 至 45 岁之间的异性恋和双性恋女性,访问她们的主页,搜集她们的种种信息包括:种族,身高,是否吸烟,星座等等,收集了一千个左右的样本。

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即使小伎俩被OkCupid发现且屏蔽了,McKinlay也没有灰心,而是找来好基友,在他的电脑上安装一个软件,监视他使用OkCupid 的情况。于是 McKinlay 就可以让他的程序模拟 Sam 的点击率和打字速度来欺骗 OkCupid。最后,McKinlay终于如愿找到了女朋友。不过剧情发展到结尾,她的女朋友似乎和他的算法不太有关系= =

所以你是觉得McKinlay写的程序不够牛?那自己写一套编程语言怎么样?来自 google 的工程师 Ori Bernstein 就是这么做的,他从07年开始为自己开发了一套编程语言——Myrddin。这是一种低级的编程语言,适合在裸机上编写软件。尽管进度缓慢,但直至今天开发者还是在继续更新这款编程语言,并且慢慢得到了越来越多的人关注。

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Ori 在推荐这款编程语言的时候说到,他的目标是希望能够在操作系统以及嵌入式开发中取代 C 语言的地位。当然,这只是一句玩笑,技术宅可都是很谦虚的,他只不过是想取代现有一切的编程语言而已。

说到创新和颠覆,以小博大总是容易,但是尾大不掉的传统机构来颠覆自己就不那么容易了,你看IBM就再次决定把未来没什么增长前景的业务抛掉,联想又很顺其自然地接下了这块业务。而BBC却没有固守传统电视媒体的思维,开始在Instagram上试水起15秒短新闻栏目Instafax。

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Instafax上的每条资讯都用 3-5 个镜头来叙事,每个镜头会有一句醒目的大字体文字解说,想必是以此代替不太适合出现的画外音,而且具备完整的片头和片尾,除环境音外,有些视频会添加相应的背景音乐以把握节奏。也就是说,它真的是一个完整的节目形式,而不是一则片花,只不过每档节目仅播一条重大世界新闻。如此“一闪而过”的新闻,在镜头的选取上要求更加精萃。

BBC 作为一个内容为王的世界级媒体,在新的媒介环境下很多内容尚未得到充分挖掘,可贵的是他们今天迈出了这一步,就像中国电信也终于推出了自己的“XX宝”一样。

中国电信今天启动了“中国电信综合”开放了七大能力,包括智能提速、代扣支付、网络通信、定位能力、身份认证、流量合作。其中最惹眼就当属“流量”二字了,流量合作业务包括“流量直通车”与“流量宝”两种。“流量宝”有专属的 APP,也可视为用流量吸引用户的应用分发渠道:用户完成社会化、游戏化的任务后,可获得免费流量,奖励的流量由 APP 厂商支付,用户拥有自己的流量账户,流量交易通过流量币进行核算。

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所以总结一句话是:有了余额宝,妈妈再也不用担心我没有零花钱!有了流量宝,妈妈再也不用担心我看1024超流量了!哦对了,突然想起来中国电信还有一个合作伙伴叫做易信,传说中免费的通话功能来了,传说中免费的约炮功能也来了(嘘,我不会告诉你这个功能叫戳一戳的)。

哎,说了这么多,想想丁老板的猪都长大了、土豪们都去打高尔夫了、有实力的创业者又拿到钱了,可是为什么我还买不起特斯拉!为什么氪星还!没!放!假!为什么我还在写着八!点!一!氪!你懂我的心情吗,你不懂!你懂我的心情吗,你不懂!你懂我的心情吗?看完下面这个短视频你就懂了T T(记得开声音有惊喜)

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